Thanksgiving Can Be Fun Again

Like most folks of a certain age, Thanksgiving conjures happy memories of snoring, comatose adults on couches while the kid’s touch football game unfolds outside. After all, it’s not fun until somebody bleeds, right?

These days our betters want to commandeer our Thanksgiving mealtime conversations to topics they believe are more important. As if the day wasn’t already filled with loony relatives and burned casseroles.

Our buddy Ace comes to the rescue with the ultimate guide on how deal with the crazies. Read and enjoy. And comment on which strategy works for you.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!


  1. benevolus says:

    I read about half of that. It’s funny in that the first part talks about how you can just nod and smile and say something inane when a stupid liberal says anything, and then the second part describes how stupid liberals will nod and smile and say something inane no matter how crazy a statistic or quote you offer is.

    I like me some irony with my cranberry sauce.

  2. View from Brookhaven says:

    Is there an alternate version for how to deal with the white trash, Trump-voting members of your family? Can’t wait to hear their views on Syrian refugees!

  3. saltycracker says:

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    In 1621 the remaining Pilgrims who were separatists from England had a feast with the Native Americans to celebrate a bountiful full year.

    Squantos, who learned English as a slave In England, announced:
    “Lets welcome these foreigners to our shores, what harm can it do?”

  4. Ellynn says:

    I needed “how to deal with all the different factions of conservatives trying to out conservative the other” handbook. It should be noted they were my friends relatives and in-laws; AKA the DAR & DOC Virginians VS. the South Georgia farmers & logging truckers.

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